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Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world.
Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?
"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter.
"What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter.
"You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.
Patron 2: I don't tip, either.
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without."
The counter man: "Okay. Which one's without the onions?"
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