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I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?
No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?
Waitress: Fifty cents.
Girl: How much is refill ?
Waitress: The first is free.
Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls!
Hello? Fred's Restaurant.
Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs?
We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
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