Restaurant jokes

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Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad.
Came the reply:
"I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"

Rating: 3.4 |

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?
Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!

Rating: 3.6 |

Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!
I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !

Rating: 3.0 |

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.
Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them bread and water."
One of the little boys looked up and quavered, "Can I have ketchup on it?"

Rating: 3.2 |

A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here."

"You'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the harried and now irritated waiter, "I can only serve one table at a time."

Rating: 3.4 |

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