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"What's the matter with your dinner ?"
"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"
Is your food spicy Sir ?
No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.
"I'll have a hamburger please."
"Burger!" she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. "Make that well done."
Waitres turned away again.
"Torture it!" she yelled.
The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?"
"Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in."
There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.
Four fish got battered!
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